mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.
'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.
by The Manglator September 21, 2004
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Mangle

1. At an angle, a woman's face looks like a man. Besides the angle(s), she is hot.

2. When looking at a chick from an angle (could be multiple angles), her face resembles those characteristics of a man.
Dude, would you still hook up with that chick at the bar, even though from here she has a mangle?

I first saw that chick from the lower right--she definitely has a mangle. Looking at her left side, I'd still hit that.
by Heiggins August 11, 2009
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mangled

when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs
damn i am stright up MANGLED off that liquor and crack
by matt the mole December 24, 2005
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mangle

1. A large industrial ironing machine that dry presses and folds flatwork or a small laundry wringer for domestic use.

2. To become horribly twisted and crushed or dismembered.

The word mangle was coined in the early 20th century after many of the first industrial ironers had crushed and dismembered those who got to close to the feeder end or chain drives of the machines.
"Ted lost part of an arm when he foolishly reached beyond the safety bar of the mangle to adjust a wrinkle in a bed sheet."
by T.Ractorhead December 03, 2006
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Mangle

To injure with deep disorganizing wounds by cutting, tearing, or crushing.
I'm gonna mangle you a new one the size of texas!
by Junkyardjimbo88 April 29, 2003
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mangles

The term used to describe pictures on myspace taken at angles, shortened from myspace angles to 'mangles'.
omg...all her pictures are total mangles.
by eizoh February 21, 2006
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mangled

when u smoke so much dope ur passed bein stoned. u can hardly see coz u hav no eyes.
oh man im propa mangled i cant see
by yo yo yo December 04, 2004
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