Manger de la marde

Expression used in Québec, that could be translated in English by '' Eat shit ''. The expression is most of the time used to insult a person or an object.

1. Mike: Le directeur veut que tu passes le voir à son bureau. (The principal wants you to go meet him at his office.)
Joe : Ah, qu'il mange de la marde. (He may just eat a truck loaded of shit.)

2. Elvis Gratton (trying to install a chair on the beach): Qu'a mange d'la marde e***! (Elvis Gratton - La Chaisse)

3. Telling a toilet to manger de la marde

by Bannn August 20, 2008

manger danger

A play on words to the old adage "stranger danger" (an expression meant for children, beware of strangers who may do you harm) except this being as an expression used in sarcasm, as a mocking cry for Christians’ who are paranoid that Christmas is under attack in different directions, from the storefronts' secular seasons greetings to the underwhelming populated radical atheists trying to enforce the rule of law, Church versus State, in regards to government property. This term originated on the Daily Show.

Shopper to Clerk: “Don’t tell me ’Happy holidays!’ It’s 'Merry Christmas!' thank you very much!’"

Clerk to his Jewish Co-worker: “Oh dear, manger danger!"

by YumiSpewns December 3, 2014

manger for life

A lesbian who doesn’t have any friends because they are messy eaters

That girl is a manger for life

by Theshemale563 February 18, 2018

Manger-Danger

A middle aged woman who is probably the coolest person you know. Likely named Mandy. Does she like Diet Coke? White Claw? Manger dangers like both, sometimes at the same time. She embraces dry shampoo. She owns a nail gun and a Pinterest account.

Was that a Manger-Danger in the Taco John’s drive thru?

by Sdcreate August 7, 2021

Dog in the Manger

One who withholds something from someone that's useless to himself.

A dog in a manger who prevents a cow from eating even though the dog has no use for cowfeed.

by Methid Man December 15, 2004

Danger Manger

A nativity set in which several heroic action figures, such as GI Joe or Transformers, have been arranged and posed in humorous ways among the traditional Christian figures. Usually perpetrated by a mischievous child on Christmas morning after having opened his presents, to "try out" his new toys.

"Billy, are you responsible for this Danger Manger? It's very creative, son ... but I don't think it's appropriate to have Destro threatening to gut baby Jesus with his sword. And good heavens, what's Baroness doing with Balthazar?"

by Justin Competent December 23, 2004

poop manger

The act of filling a toilet bowl with a large amount of toilet paper and then proceeding to defecate onto it, thus causing the turd remain afloat. The feces surrounded by toilet paper symbolizes Baby Jesus wrapped in blankets in his manger. The poop manger is then left there for the unsuspecting victim to encounter.

"I sure showed those guys."

"What did you do?"

"I snuck into their bathroom and left them a poop manger, poor bastards never saw it coming. I'd hate to be the guy to clean that up."

by ThaddPole October 12, 2011