Maneurism

An aneurism in the brain caused by excessive amounts of meat.

I ate an entire cow at one sitting, got a maneurism, and had to go to the hospital.

by Craig Bloch-Hansen April 28, 2004

maneurism

(n.) A melodramatic or conniption-like reaction to the (mis)behavior of a male companion, paramour, or significant other.

When Jane found out that Dick had cheated on her with Spot two days prior to their wedding, she had a maneurism and had to be carried, screaming, out of the Bridal Salon at Bloomingdales.

by Theo October 6, 2005

Maneurysm

A relationship-induced aneurysm. Most often caused by a girlfiend or spouse disrupting a man activity such as watching a sporting event, guys night poker or fishing.

My wife insisted that I clean the gutters when she knows I want to watch the BCS National Championship Game. We argued for the entire first quarter, when I finally had a maneurysm.

by ConrailTV-6 January 5, 2010

maneurysm

A weakened and bulging penile vessel wall brought on by excessive use of male inhancement drugs.

Disclaimer on packaging: "Use of this product may lead to maneurysm, coma, or death".

by kwstarlight February 5, 2010

maneurysm

A male orgasm.

The poor chap had a maneurysm just seconds after copulation began.

by Mr Carl Winslow February 23, 2009

Maneurysm

An abnormal public breakdown of manners.

When Kyle broke up with her, Wendy had a maneurysm and threw a complete temper tantrum in the five-star restaurant, howling curses and hurling her knife.

by mdlieb April 2, 2011

maneurysm

To have an aneurysm as a result of doing something incredibly masculine or testosterone fueled.

Bob had a maneurysm after skydiving out of an airplane in a monster truck while eating Doritos, watching football and lifting weights all at once.

by barisax July 18, 2014