Mandriva

An operating system based on GNU software, the linux kernel, and the redhat package manager (RPM). One of the easiest to use and most autoconfigured versions of linux.

Used to be called Mandrake Linux before a name copyright lawsuit was filed by the creater of Mandrake the Magician

Example 1:
Yeah i just got the new version of limewire. The RPM for it Didn't work so i had to compile it from source.

Example 2:
Person 1. Ditch Windows, switch to Mandriva Linux. No viruses and its completely free.

Person 2. Isnt Linux Hard?

Person 1: Not mandriva, its fully autoconfigured for most computers.

by Nickelbackro March 22, 2009

mandicap

a handicap placed on men, to give women a fair chance at winning

Jane: "Every time I score a basket, it's two points. Every time you score one Dick, it's just one point."
Dick: "WTF?"
Jane: "It's your mandicap John, because otherwise I'd have no hope of beating you and your superior man skills."

by Joe Van December 17, 2008

Mandicapped

When you're so fucked on MDMA it becomes less of a 'high' and more of being completely Mandicapped.

Jeff: Did you just take all of that MDMA my dude?

Brian: Bruh, I am so mandicapped.

by PatSniffer December 5, 2018

mandipandeee

A hot under rated tiktoker that makes guys in her comments turn into simps.

Damn all the guys simp for mandipandeee

by TTHINKINGG May 28, 2020

Mandiant

verb: To litter a report with terms like Advanced Persistent, Persistent Advanced, Advanced Threat, Persistent Threat, where the country of China is mentioned no less than twenty times

"We haven't sold anything this year. We need to mandiant this report!"

by happy go chan April 9, 2013

mandigan

A cardigan designed for men. Combination of the two words 'man' and 'cardigan'.

Can be referred to as 'mandy'.

Check out my new mandigan - do I look cool in it?

by smurray444 December 9, 2008

mandicate

the act of chewing or eating something; masticating

charlie danforth mandicated my cock

by belge0010 June 13, 2008