The Mandela Catalogue

(WARNING: MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS, WATCH THE SERIES FIRST.)
"...For the preservation of security"
The Mandela Catalogue is an Analog Horror series of VHS tapes, Made by Alex Kister on 6/9/21 (Supposed to be 6/10/21). The Mandela Catalogue was inspired by "The Walten Files", "Local 58", "Gemini Home Entertainment" and "Marble Hornets". This series is about Alternates, Intruders. Alternates are entities that turn into humans when the victim dies. Intruders are people who kidnap/abduct children and made one mother "DISTRAUGHT AT THE SIGHT OF HER MISSING INFANT" (in the episode, not In real life).

"The Mandela Catalogue is a great analogue horror series."

by 144p CESAR_TORRES April 13, 2022

Slutty Mandela

A white dude who only sleeps with as many black chicks as possible based purely on sport rather than attraction.

Hey shaqueena, So I slept with that dreadlocked white boy who always hangs out at the pizza shop.

Nah ah girl, his slutty mandela ass must have fucked on every hood rat thot I know.

by Ranchgirls July 16, 2020

The Mandela Catalogue

The Mandela Catalogue is a Youtube series made by Alex Kister. This series gave me nightmares and wet bed sheets.

The Mandela Catalogue is terrifying.

by The ObéSter October 30, 2021

Do a Mandela

1. To take a dump. Named after South African president Nelson Mandela who turned South Africa into a shithole.

Hey, Ben, I'm going to do a Mandela in the forest. Got a newspaper?

by Bert Large March 31, 2019

Madeeha

A Madeeha is a powerhouse of energy and joy. She'll do anything to make you laugh or even cry. Who knows? She's witty and sarcasm flows in heir vein. She's the best friend you can have...or even worst, depends on how you treat her!

Well, she's Madeeha, she can do anything she wants to

by buckybarnes&kazbrekker April 28, 2021

Mandeville

White suburbia. Home of soccer moms, cheer camp, LSU man caves, deisel truck driving dads, Louis Vuitton handbags and everyone owns a boat and a luxury car. Not the place for nightlife unless you have a DD. Cops stake out the bars and hide in the bushes. Mandyland. Northshore snobs.

Where do you live? In Mandeville. Oh, you are a Northshore snob!

by Rere March 3, 2015

geriatric-mandering

The act of sending your conservative parents to a retirement home in republican stronghold states to reduce the impact of their vote.

Person 1: I’m sending my racist mom to a retirement home in Alabama.

Person 2: Geriatric-mandering, huh?

by CookPu69 February 2, 2020