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mande

A skanky how from Calera AL...
Mande Picket is a mande...
by James January 28, 2004
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Mande

A Mexican mother that yells at his child Mares for not cutting the lawn 2 inchs shorter than his penis. Racist mother to niggers and loves randeez nuts.
¡MANDE! ESTÃN INVITADOS DE LA FIESTA DE CUMPLEAÑOS DE ABEL¡!
by Jdjdjehs9sjx September 2, 2018
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manding strip

The male version of the female landing strip. It is achieved when a male is inteding to shave his pubic region and leaves one fine veritcal strip of pubic hair leading from the belly button down to the penis or shlong as it may be called.
Man Eric just got bored with his razor and made himslef a manding strip to lead to fine-ass bitches home.
by Jeffrey Madl July 5, 2006
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mand-aid

When duct tape is used to cover a bleeding wound. Often used by men who don't own first-aid kits
Hey John pass me the duct tape, i just sliced my wrist on the jig saw and need a mand-aid.
by bobmanmc September 7, 2009
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Chris Mandes

Local celebrityin the eastern PA area known for being rarted. He also eats the strings off sweatshirts like a weirdo and is garbage at basketball and baseball. He is so rarted he threw a baseball at the hoop at the game. All-in-all, he is just plain d u m b.
Joe: yo look at Chris

Chris Mandes: fjmeiswobfjfnds
Joe: wtf
by Subs762 March 6, 2020
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Mee Mands

Mee Mands is a person that has their hair going over their forehead but only amounts to three strands of hair , this is usually when a person has thin hair and a receding hairline, resulting in a shit Barnet
See him over their, he’s mee mands

(He has a shit trim)
by Kbaxz April 15, 2019
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Mand-Aid

A bandage fastened out of duct tape and a napkin
This cut won't stop bleeding. Grab me some duct tape and a napkin, I think I need a Mand-Aid.
by Oside79 March 1, 2014
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