The only team in Manchester, as Trafford Un*ted like to suck off the glory of the great City of Manchester.
What makes me laugh is all you rags who say that City are 'bitter' and are obsessed with Trafford Un*ted. It is all you lot (or at least a large number) that are obessed with City and not the other way round. You should be worrying about your own club, not ours. I suppose it must be hard though, winning all those trophies, and having all those fans all over the world, and still just being a Trafford club.
Un*ted should adopt 3 stars on their shirt as well!
3- fewer european cups than the most successful british team.
3- fans from manchester.
3- decibels heard from their fans at home matches.
3- other teams supported before finally settling for Utd.
3- prawn sandwiches eaten per person per game.
3- dives per game from the winker.
3 reasons to support such a great club as Trafford-
1. price fixed their own shirts to screw their fans.
2. tried to get 3' 0 clock saturday kick off's televised and shaft all the small lower division clubs in the process.
3. tried to screw more money to televise their games than every other premier league club from SKY.
Or the 3 stars count for the number of home games recently that "the worlds greatest club" have failed to sell out - also it stands for the number of miles that the swamp is outside manchesters boundarys , remember the rags can win the treble every year but they will still be imposters from trafford living off manchesters reflected glory
What makes me laugh is all you rags who say that City are 'bitter' and are obsessed with Trafford Un*ted. It is all you lot (or at least a large number) that are obessed with City and not the other way round. You should be worrying about your own club, not ours. I suppose it must be hard though, winning all those trophies, and having all those fans all over the world, and still just being a Trafford club.
Un*ted should adopt 3 stars on their shirt as well!
3- fewer european cups than the most successful british team.
3- fans from manchester.
3- decibels heard from their fans at home matches.
3- other teams supported before finally settling for Utd.
3- prawn sandwiches eaten per person per game.
3- dives per game from the winker.
3 reasons to support such a great club as Trafford-
1. price fixed their own shirts to screw their fans.
2. tried to get 3' 0 clock saturday kick off's televised and shaft all the small lower division clubs in the process.
3. tried to screw more money to televise their games than every other premier league club from SKY.
Or the 3 stars count for the number of home games recently that "the worlds greatest club" have failed to sell out - also it stands for the number of miles that the swamp is outside manchesters boundarys , remember the rags can win the treble every year but they will still be imposters from trafford living off manchesters reflected glory
Manchester City fans are ACTUALLY FROM Manchester and are not a bunch of Cockney/Chinese/Far Eastern Wind Up Merchants.
by True Blue. April 01, 2007
Amature football team supported by only bitter rebels wanting to be different whilst growing up around those that support the Mighty Manchester United. Recently became the richest amaturds in the world but agent Hughes is doing a great job so far, no Kaka, no European football......35 years and counting!
"Hey, isn't that your gay cousin wearing that Manchester City shirt"? "He's definitely gay, not my cousin though".
by Jonesyuk225 May 12, 2009
Massive Club with 3 stars on top of their badge to symbol 10 years of no trophies for each star! cITEH also boast a stadium (the council house) paid for by manchester united fans from there council tax (as city fans dont pay it in general)
two words : MASSIVE cLUB
The council house is never full, unless you play man united
two words : MASSIVE cLUB
The council house is never full, unless you play man united
by Bert_cITEH August 21, 2006
A sack of shite filled to the brim with oil money, which its nonexistent supporters claim as a 'football club'. It comes as no surprise that they bought all their fans at the local electronics store, because they're all plastic anyway. Their Emptyhad Stadium is so full of plastic they donate it to fund the Kardashians' plastic surgery. The 16 pieces of plastic that call themselves 'fans' of this cesspool regularly gather together online and tell normal football fans to bugger off 'because their club is unsuccessful', without realising that their shitsack is just a hyperinflated bubble powered by massive amounts of oil.
Manchester City is like a SpaceX rocket. It uses oil to propel itself up, and eventually disintegrates anyway.
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
Did you hear that Manchester City have just received 115 financial fair play charges? Yeah, that shite club is done for.
Normal football fan: 'Goddamn it, Manchester City have bought another player for 14120943^11278 octoquinquadrillion pounds.'
Random piece of plastic: 'yEaH tHaTs RiGhT oUr ClUb'S tHe BeSt ClUb EvEr!!!111'
Normal football fan: 'Oh. You must get no pussy.'
by cringeboiiii July 15, 2023
THE ONLY team in Manchester....the scum of trafford play outside of the city. We can manage to beat barcelona at the Nou Camp...something that the scum couldnt do.
Oh we are also the richest club in the world..thanks to the Sheikh and his Oil. Think about this Scum fans...everytime you put petrol in your car...you are making us richer...happy days!
Oh we are also the richest club in the world..thanks to the Sheikh and his Oil. Think about this Scum fans...everytime you put petrol in your car...you are making us richer...happy days!
by CTID1992 August 27, 2009
The richest club in the world, they own you all!
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.
But also probably cockney rhyming slang for "sh**ty" as even with all the money in the world, they can't even win.
When Manchester City go in for a player, there's no contenders.
Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.
Kaka won't join because it was Manchester City.
by Stuckwithabunchofloonies January 20, 2009
Manchester city are the smallest football club in England. They are famously known for having plastic fans and their minimalistic success is because of the oil money they get.
Manchester City are a small club.
by Honest Manchester City Fan March 17, 2021