Ryan-Dude did you get your Mancakes today?
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
Billy-Yeah man, I stuffed my face with them.
Bryan-MANCAKES! MANCAKES! MANCAKES!
by mancakes12345 February 28, 2012
1) A particularly fine male specimen, usually being quite muscular or "buff".
2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
2) A very thick and fluffy pancake that only a MAN could possibly finish.
"Hey, have you seen Jake Gyllenhaal lately? What a MANCAKE!"
If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
If a woman were to somehow come close to finishing this here mancake, it would probably distort the spacetime continuum.
by Teenage Lobotomy October 16, 2007
I'm hungry for mancake
by kelley April 21, 2004
The ass of your best drinking bud pressed against yer morning wood. His butt is covered in boy butter from last nights foamance. The only thing missing is syrup.
ie. Little Dwizzle added his sweet syrup to Josh's mancakes and then decided it was time to flip his own mancakes when Josh finally woke up.
by Sterling Arch March 09, 2011
Mancakes is the pancake breakfast a guy offers to cook a girl when he wants to have sex with her for the first time.
by M Bloom November 12, 2007
Foundation or tanning make-up on men. A portmanteau of "man" and "pancake" (as in the thick, heavy-coverage make-up frequently used on television presenters). Mancake is more derogatory than its guyliner equivalent, suggesting over-use of the product resulting in a baked, orangey hue a la George Hamilton.
by J. J. K. November 05, 2007
A pancake at Denny's, IHOP, or any other breakfast chain, that a minimum-wage, unhappy, employee has defiled with his semen.
"Dude I went to Denny's with my mates the other morning and I think they served me mancakes."
"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."
"It's great working at IHOP because I get to serve these douchebags mancakes without them even knowing it."
by TheLongestVeiniestClitoris October 18, 2011