Manager

The person a Karen turns to in order to get free items. While the Karen's have an annoying battle cry, the manager has the ultimate defence.

They look at the security footage.

"Fucking Karen's, I'm the manager , not a complaint box"

by The annihalotor July 15, 2020

Manager

An absolute dick

“Where’s the Manager?” “Uhhh we don’t know.”

by Dungeon Dicks December 7, 2019

Manager

A "member" of a sports team who is to untalented to be an actual part of any team. The manager is often so weak that a small gust of wind knocks him or her over. Female managers are often sluts who have no future however, they give great blow jobs.

Dude 1- "Dude look at that manager." Dude 2-"I know she is such a nerd but she's a real slut."

by The Antichrist of Your Ass May 30, 2015

Management

The institution of watching without working, usually accompanied with a significantly higher salary.

Person 1: "Did anyone else notice the guy sleeping in the crew room earlier?"

Person 2: "No, man, he's with management."

by Drakeswarm October 30, 2010

manager

Someone too incompetent to do any real work but who now has the authority to fuck up the work of those who aren't

by Alien Entity September 22, 2002

The manager

Karen's alleged best friend

Karen: I want to speak to the manager!

by BooplyBoopleyBooty June 17, 2019

manager

A secretary who can fire you.

manager: i know you told me all this work is impossible to get done in time, but get it done. i'll go do some useless paperwork.

employee: but...

manager: you're fired. now get back to work.

by Jack Cough December 26, 2008