Charming The Manaconda

The act of having sex with a male who has an abnormally large penis.

I hired a male stripper for my bachelorette party and ended up charming the manaconda.

by Roy Blanteep November 26, 2013

Manami Okuda

(From the anime assassination classroom) Manami is a class 3E student who displays an exceptional talent in science and chemistry yet is verbally and emotionally inept, which is why she is in 3E. Through korosensei’s teaching, she gradually improves.

Karma Akabane had once stated that he had a love interest in Manami Okuda , but their relationship never developed.

by IMakeStupidDefinitions June 19, 2020

Manarchist

Manarchists are the non-hot variety of anarchist. Manarchists are macho "anarchists" who talk too much at meetings, adhere to the cult of the great thinkers (drop Kropotkin, Bakunin, Proudhon, Chomsky, etc. . . all the time), negate others' experiences, take up space, exert their privileges to ... Read Moretheir fullest, and generally perpetuate heteropatriarchal bullshit

Manarchists flourish at house shows, where they might drunkenly talk at you about the working class, without allowing any of the transfolk and women present to speak. They are also found at meetings where they have all the ideas but none of the time or energy to do the work. They can sometimes be identified by the PBR cans that grow in their hands and the famous now-defunct leftist organization and/or crust band their outer coverings reference.

by Otter Eliconia July 6, 2009

manascrewed

a term used in the collectible card game Magic. it is used when during the length of the game land is not drawn from the deck and usually screws you over, hence the name manascrewed.

person 1: did you see that magic game yesterday?

person 2: yeah that guy got royaly manascrewed and couldn't put anything down.

by skel'elm May 4, 2009

manacular

the distortion of words with the prefix "man-" to denote and often demean something inherent to masculine subculture (root: man + vernacular).

TREVOR: My manpanion and I totally went to get manscaped this afternoon. What a great day!
BRANDON: Indeed. Is there any manacular to describe the feeling?
TREVOR: Um . . . How 'bout mantastic?!
BRANDON: Brilliant! And, ironically, totally emasculating!

by KaraokeFanboy March 25, 2010

manacure

For those moments when only a man will do. These moments aren't just sexual but might also be for emotional support and masculine guidance as well.

Lisa needed a manacure desperately before attempting to buy a new car, so she phoned Steve for help.

by cbranson November 21, 2010

taming the manaconda

Giving someone a boner with one of the flute things that snake charmers use.

"yeah last night we were gonna have sex but then i started playing my flute and i totally started taming the manaconda" - Paige

by Left Shark February 10, 2015