chap1: Did you see that
guy balance on a toilet, upside down, with his legs chained together, with his head in a football, playing a 12-string
guitar and singing "I Did It My Way"?
chap2: Bah. Street artists. They'
re all the same. Trying to fleece you for bag of crap performance.
chap1: Yea. They'
re all the same. Man and boy, every last one of them.
chap2: And another thing, the toilet wasn't even plumbed in - it wouldn't have flushed ...
chap1: Yea. Plumbers. They'
re all wasters. Man and boy, every last one of them.