Man Cave

An inside joke among all males. A large vagina. The possessor is usually unaware of how loose she really is. She makes comments about how tight it is & how it'll be the best sex you'll ever have. This usually results in the male having teeth impressions or bruising of the lower lip from clamping down & trying to keep from laughing out loud or smiling.
Joe: Did you bang Wilma last night? Was she a wild ride?

Lee: Dude it was horrible. She has a man cave. I almost fell in. I came but it was not very good, then bailed when she fell asleep. That was such a mistake. Now I understand how a kid's head can pop outta that shit.
by Ehud Avni May 19, 2010
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Man Cave

A place where faggots go to find solitude. Usually decorated in a sports theme with other supposed manly items.
Homo: Hey Jeff you won't believe what I just bought for my man cave.

Jeff: Get the fuck away from me faggot.
by beerbarbq August 10, 2009
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Man Cave

The place where little bitches stay. The house that holds the people who are never going to move out of thier home town. A house with "no ceilings."
Hey what are you doing?" "Chillin at the man cave. You?" "Are there any women there?" "Nope, a cock fest as usual
by Reymond Herrera June 09, 2010
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Man Cave

Brett: Hey, how was your date last night?

Tom: Dude, I was in her man cave for like 45 minutes!

Brett: NICE!
by twissidly September 04, 2016
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man cave

A room, space, corner or area of a dwelling that is specifically reserved for a male person to be in a solitary condition, away from the rest of the household in order to work, play, involve himself in certain hobbies, activities without interuption. This area is usually decorated by the male that uses it without interferance from any female influence.
Tom retreated to the Man Cave to play his online rpg game.
by Roni Evans January 26, 2004
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An emotional sanctuary for men when they're stressed and need "space" or time away from females, responsibilities, etc.
Sam went offline and wouldn't answer calls, retreating to his man cave to think.
by Noah Luna September 22, 2006
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man cave

A term used to describe that one little room (or garage) that the man of the household is given permission by his wife or girlfriend to furnish how he wants and do whatever he wants in it. It should be noted that the word 'man' is used very loosely when referring to a man cave. A real man doesn't allow himself to be shoved into one corner of his own house.
"Sorry, guys. We're going to have to watch the game in my man cave because my wife doesn't want anyone on our living room carpet."

Larry was sent to his man cave by his wife because she was having friends over.
by stickcaveman June 30, 2015
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