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man card violation 

1. Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior or characteristics as opposed to sterotypical masculine ones.

2. Any action that would cause a man to be viewed as a wuss, sissy, punk etc.
Exhibit 1. Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife.

Examples of man card violations: Men who get dragged to the movies to watch a "chick flick".

Men who rat out there friends ala Kobe to the cops, or their girl friends.

Men who watch figure skating, or other women's TV programming.

Metrosexuals.
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man card violation 

Any action that implies effeminate, unmanly behavior as opposed to actual masculine behavior
Kobe Bryant's embarrassing public apology for cheating on his wife was a man card violation. If he said the same things in private, it wouldn't have been a man card violation.
man card violation by J.Quinn July 16, 2008

turn in your man card 

instructional phrase (spoken in a manner which can only be termed as pure disgust)used by one male to another male who has clearly shown he has lost all vestige of manhood.....
When Carl was spotted purchasing a movie ticket to "Eat,Pray Love" ,his pal in line to see Jackie Chan starring as "Jackie Chan in The Jackie Chan Story" yelled out ,"Hey,dude, now you gotta turn in your man card"..........

Revoke a Man Card 

The action of taking a mans Man Card when an act of unmanliness has been committed. This is only temporary, as a man card can never be taken away, only temporarily revoked. Once a manly act has been completed (ex: Chug several beer, remove sink with bear hands, build something with a power tool, etc) the Man Card can and will be reinstated.

See Urban Dictionary's definition for Official Man Card.
You all went and saw the Twilight movies? Gentlemen, I'm about to Revoke a Man Card.
Revoke a Man Card by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

pull your man card

To de-moralize or humiliate someone by considering them less than a man, or not a "real" man
Some guy: dude im givin u 10 days to hit that bitch and if u dont ima pull your man card
Some other guy: aww fuck
pull your man card by Dano3805 September 7, 2006

Official Man Card 

An Official Man Card is the Worlds Only Authentic Man Card that is issued by OfficialManCard.com. It is an actual, tangible, plastic hold in your hand Man Card that comes printed with your Name, Unique Member number and Flag of your country of origin, as well as a Certificate of Authenticity and Two Revocation cards - when your buddies do something unmanly.
Jeff went and saw Sex and the City Two, We've got to revoke his Official Man Card!
Official Man Card by OfficialManCard February 23, 2011

punch a hole in your man card

a figure of speech used any time a man knowingly does something "semi-manly", or deemed as feminine. The idea is, the more holes you punch, the less "manly" you are.
At the Bar:
Man 1: "I'll have a Newcastle."
Man 2: "I'll have a Jack and Coke."
Man 3: "I'll try a Cosmopolitan."

Man 1 to Man 3: "Make sure you punch a hole in your man card by the time the night is over, you pussy."

On a "guy trip":
Man 1: "Why the fuck are you wearing a fanny pack?"
Man 2: "It holds all my shit"
Man 1 to Man 2: "Punch another hole in your man card for that one, bitch."