mammonsbitch

mammonsbitch on tiktok

i.e;
mammonsbitch : mammon’s favorite bitch/dog

someone(1): omg it’s mammonsbitch on tiktok!

someone(2): they’re on thin ice!

by saggymami May 26, 2021

mammoni

A person that is slow at thinking, processing, and learning. mammoni's will always become very emotional and lose composure.

While going over a practice test that weird kid in the back of the class was silently panicking and shaking his leg. I took a peek at his book and it was scribbled with random numbers, this guy is probably a mammoni or something.

by durrdurr25 July 2, 2019

Mammoth hoof

A camel toe so large that it even defies the dreaded moose knuckle and can only be described as a mammoth hoof.

Richard: "Dude check out that lady behind you, she has a huge camel toe. I've never seen one so big!"
James: "Woah, that's not a camel toe man that's a mammoth hoof."

by Freudian Fellow November 22, 2013

mammonlovesme_

Simps for mammon

mammonlovesme_ is a hot person who simps for mammon only.

by anonymous May 21, 2021

marvelous mammoth

a female of immense physical proportions
the girls height must vary from 6'2 to 6'5 and her weight must vary from 260 lbs to 310 lbs... any female exceeding these measurements must instead be referred to as a GIGANTOR WHALE
the ideal marvelous mammoth is 6'3 and 280 pounds

these creatures have been known to trample any and all people/things in their path. A true marvelous mammoth makes a hideous grunting sound once every few pounding steps

The famous uglybitchologist, woo, the self-proclaimed "King of Snot-Rockets", warns all men that "Marvelous Mammoths are quite terrifying, if you see one coming towards you on the street, dont cross the street or look away, because they will become self concious and angry. however keep all toes, fingers and your penis as far away as possible becuase the big bitches might try to gobble them down."

Jose Contreras: what the fuck is THAT?!?!?
Bruce Lee: what??
Jose Contreras: the grunting troll... except its not a troll its fucking HUGE!
Bruce Lee: oh shit! thats a fuckin marvelous mammoth if ive ever seen one! run away!!

by benny b from the bronx November 11, 2004

Mammorize

to remember a woman's breasts for the purpose of future masturbation; to store the image of breasts in the spank bank.

Whoa, see the fun bags on her? I'm gonna mammorize those.

by elliotclayton October 29, 2012

mammoth shit

a shit that unbelievably came out of someone’s asshole. the human asshole can only stretch up to 7-8 inches. this shit that some mf took us about 14 inches wide and 17 inches long. it is so astronomically huge that it is the guineas world records. this shit is so unbelievably huge that you can use it as a weight at the gym. if you or someone you know and love took a massive shit like this, be glad. Glad that you are related to them/and/or know them.

Fat albert: I just took a mammoth shit
Steve jobs: Seriously? let me check it out
Steve jobs: HOLY SHIT. ITS A HOLY SHIT! your so fucking awesome!

by Joey Jackson Johnson July 10, 2022