I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester

"I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester," is the definitive, empirically tested retort which wins an argument forever, and for which no come back is possible.

Edbogard: .. and so I think that Sartre was essentially in error when he mistook the homology between ontogeny and...

Pasco: Arrgh! I can't take it any more! I must ask you to eat crap sandwiches, you Malthusian monkey molester!

Edbogard: I...

*thud*

by scodder November 15, 2012

malpyouse

contraction of the phrase "May I help you?" or "May I help youse?"

Employee of Southside Taco Bell, Pueblo, Colorado: "Wal-come to Southside Taco Bells. Malpyouse?"

by smacfoo October 13, 2004

madhouse

psychiatric ward,a place for the mentally unstable

Hey Stogie ,you wanna go down to the Voodoo Lounge and have a few beer's? it's 25 cent draft night. No thanks,I was there last week,it was a madhouse.

by stogie66 June 17, 2010

Milhouse

1. Bart Simpson's friend in the popular TV program The Simpsons.

2. Nixon's middle name (without the "e").

1. Milhouse van Houten.
2. Richard Milhous Nixon.

by allie + lilian August 25, 2005

dog in the meathouse

When a woman's garment -usually panties, shorts or pants - is caught between her ass cheeks it is known as 'dog in the meathouse'

Check out the woman in line....dog in the meathouse!

by Drygulcher January 9, 2015

Milhouse

Not a meme. -4chan

"Milhouse is NOT a meme!"

"Milhouse is NOT a meme is NOT A MEME!"

by Noa January 26, 2005

Milhouse parents

when someone's parents look like they could be brother and sister, or very closely related

Wendy's mom and dad both have extremely similar noses, head shapes, eyes, smiles and hair color. They look so much alike that people often confuse them for being siblings. They're not siblings, they're just Milhouse parents.

by Jane56 July 20, 2014