Malidew

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 1/3 Mountain Dew and 2/3 Malibu Rum. Common among douchebags who love to drink it out of gym shaker cups, blare EDM and bands like 3OH!3 inside of a canary yellow V6 Mustang, with shades on at 7:30 at night, and say they "slay the pussy." Also common among underage women and men who can't drink an alcoholic beverage above a 3.0% ABC.

Douche #1: "Hey Jed what are we drinking tonight?"

Douche #2: "I don't know Travis, all I've got is this mountain dew and Malibu."

Douche #2: "Hell yeah that's perfect to
Be complete douchebags with!"

Douche #1 "Fuck yeah, Malidew Crew 4 Lyfe!"

by Kenny Loggins Jr. February 20, 2015

Malidew

Alcoholic Beverage Consisting of 1 part Malibu Coconut Rum and 2 parts Mountain Dew. This drink is highly popular amongst the underaged drinking crowd. When ordered at a bar or requested at a party or gala event, it is an immediate red flag indicating the need for the bar tender to ask to see an alternative form of ID.

Hopeful Guy: Hey there, I want to buy you a drink, whatcha sippin on?
Trampy Underaged Girl: OMG I'm drinking a Malidew, its like totally my favorite drink ever in the whole world!!
Hopeful Guy: How old did you say you were again??

by crankpotter October 9, 2008

Malonda

A town or village in Africa. Pure and sweet. A person named Malonda is known to be outgoing and social with abilities to raise awareness and reach high goals.

Malonda, Africa

by Sun Runner February 7, 2010

malodorous

somethin that smells like fuckin shit or has a bad odor

her malodorous vagina was sickenin to smell

by karan shah May 18, 2006

maltoid

a word that old people (mostly old women) yell when they cannot get something open.

*old lady is struggling to open her wallet.*
*it will not open.*
old lady yells: "YOU LITTLE MALTOID BITCH!"

by AVAxfan182 March 1, 2011

Malida

Malida is a softy, lover, nice, sweet, caring, beautiful and lovely person. She is a bookworm, artist, fan girl and crybaby. Once you meet an Malida it is hard to forget about her. She isn’t the person to lose a friend. Malida is a gloomy person everyday. She would make people smile and laugh. She would love in love easily and she the most lovely and beautiful person. She is funny and shy, she has a soft voice. She mostly quiet in classes. Malida is the type of person to make inappropriate jokes and starts making friends. She would love in love easily if she doesn’t know the person. She is brave and loyal to anyone. She sticks up to people, she can be annoying and loud along with her friends. Malida is a lovely person that shouldn’t be left alone.

Kevin: Who that quiet girl in choir?

Jay: Malida, she mostly shy and adorable about it

by Alec_L June 4, 2018

malodoropia

Would-be clinical name for stink eye.

Yo, man. What's with all the malodoropia today? Are you in a bad mood?

by SynergyNT August 12, 2010