Another way to refer to a
platonic life partner in a Queer-Platonic
Relationship (QPR)
Variants include
zucchini, joyfriend, significant bother, and partner
Me and my mallow went to the zoo the other day, and they added a reptile
house!
My mallow’s
pretty picky about when we go out on dates, because they don’t wanna intrude on time between me and my
girlfriend.