Manheim Township

An institution with enough money to build a Colosseum and call it the gym, stock the halls with Vitamen Water vending machines, and have flat screen tvs on the walls to every class. But not enough money to give the band kids lockers at the beginning of the school year.

It also has a history of letting kids who get in trouble off the hook very easily.

The kids have nicer cars then the teachers.

"That kids is going to get expelled! "
"No, no. This is Manheim Township."

by a.c.i.d October 10, 2009

Manheimers

A mental deterioration in the male brain that can occur at any time when a man tries to recall things a lady likes or needs, this may be due to generalized degeneration of the brain maybe he’s born with it. It is the most common cause of premature senility.

Me : Every time I ask my dad for a cherry Pepsi he leaves and comes back with a cherry coke.

Friend: that’s because your dad has manheimers.

by SpaceGirlSpiff October 23, 2017

manheim central high school

A shitty school located in Manheim, PA. Teachers and administrators care about 2 things, masks and their payroll. Huge amount of lgbt+ people and a good percent of the girls have a dick bigger than the guys.

“Hey look that kid goes to Manheim Central High school” “ew let’s cut his dick off”

by ballsacklol60 September 20, 2021

Manheim Township

The rich school in Lancaster, PA that wins at everything and that everyone hates.

Guy #1: Wow. That guy is a real jerk. What a snob. He thinks he's better than us

Guy #2: He goes to Manheim Township...

Guy #1: That explains it.

by FluffytheMerchMan December 16, 2011

Manheim Steamroller

When you have passionate, crazy sex with the fat lady from The Practice. (Or one of her stature)

She performed a Manheim Steamroller on me last night.

by Skankboy April 18, 2010

Malzheimers

Going to the mall or shopping and forgetting about everything else you were supposed to do.

I would have made it to my appointment on time but I got a bad case of "Malzheimers" and before I knew it I was late.

by The REAL VITO! July 22, 2009

Maheim

A kind, smart, loveable person who is awesome. He can be a little serious at times but he's a guy you can't hate! He's not the most popular person but he can be friends with anyone. He is good with the ladies but they don't appreciate how nice of a person he is. It's pretty rare to find a Maheim but if you find one, you should be thankful to have found a cool person like him.

Maheim is a cool dude

by Buttermilk14 July 23, 2019