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A Malheim is a true isparation. To meet a true Malheim is to come face to face with pure goodness. A real Malheim is a fierce warrior, a harsh judge, a hard shoulder to cry on, and a rock you can always count on. If you meet one, befriend them because they will always be there for you.
Dude 1: wow! Did you see that guy over there?
Dude 2: yeah, I think that’s Aaron Malheim. What a great guy!
Malheim by I_enjoy_people August 7, 2018
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Manheim Township

A school in Lancaster,PA full of white rich kids who try to act ghetto but fail and ultimately end up embarrassing themselves. Teachers are dickheads and students are the most egotistical people on earth.
Person #1: “yo that guy is a douchebag”

Person #2:”yea they go to Manheim Township”

Person #1: “oh shit, that makes sense”
Manheim Township by iOnlySpeakFax December 11, 2018

Manheim Township

the school that makes the kids go to school in -3 degrees. does township know how many walkers we have? Township is actually trying to get sued cuz when kids walk outside they got frostbite. it’s your fault township all yours.
oh yeah Manheim Township, the school that gave their kids frostbite. i heard bout that...

milo manheim 

MILO MANHEIM IS THE BEST ACTOR IN THE WORLD HE PLAYS ZED ON THE DCOM ZOMBIES HE IS SO CUTE AND FUNNY HE ALSO HAS A GIRLFRIEND
A quiet, wigger-infested town of about 5000 in Lancaster County. Where the most interesting event is the farmshow.

Not Manheim Township, I'm talking about the orginal Manheim. Home of the all-powerful budget-consuming Baron football team.
Kid 1: Yo D00Dz letz go 2 da Oasis n smoke up!
Kid 2: Naw man, dat place iz lyke full of hookerz.
Kid 3: W0rd Z?

Person 1: Hey, want 2 go 2 Eric's prty? It's gonna b crzy!!!
Person 2: D00d, da Farmshow's dis week.

Kid 1: Lyke, where d0 u live?
Kid 2: In da ghetto of Charlotte Street, dawg.

Kid 1: Hey, want to go to the golf game on Saturday?
Kid 2: Screw dat, Baron's go 2 states on Saturday, dawg.
Manheim by Emma January 6, 2005

Manheim Township

The school thats hundreds of millions of dollars in debt and settles their budgeting issues by making student parking passes $100 and forcing the students to pay $120 for their first extra curricular activity, $80 for the second, and $60 for everything after that. The parking permits are ridiculous since they don't even take care of the parking lot. They don't even clear the snow and ice, students fall down in the icy parking lots walking into school in the winter. Known as the "rich" school, which is hilarious since it has no money but the school board wants everyone to think it does. It might as well be a private school since parents are basically paying tuition. Oh. and they also charge activity fees for students that are raising money for childhood cancer.
Person 1: "Hey you know Dr. Gene Freeman? The superintendent of Manheim Township?"

Person 2: "Oh you mean the vagina face that makes kids pay money to help children dying form pediatric cancer?"

Milo Manheim 

A super got, make actor. He is believed to be dating Meg Donnelly. He was on Dancing 38th the Stars. His partner was Witney Carson. He formerly dated Holiday Kriegel.
Girl 1: OMG! Is that Milo Manheim?!?!?!
Girl 2: Yeah! And that girl beside him is his girlfriend, Meg Donnelly!
Milo Manheim by Madib020907 January 11, 2019