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malignant schlub

A unique insult to keep in your back pocket for when you want to disparage a toxic asshole who also happens to be a dumpy dresser.
Sir, you are a malignant schlub whom I would prefer to imagine does not exist.
by Dr Bunnygirl October 29, 2019
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Malignant Optimism

The powers of self-delusion that abusers provoke in their victims. Malignant optimists refuse to believe that some questions are unsolvable, some diseases incurable, some disasters inevitable. They see a sign of hope in every fluctuation. They read meaning and patterns into every random occurrence, utterance, or slip. They are deceived by their own pressing need to believe in the ultimate victory of good over evil, health over sickness, order over disorder.
- My sister says that love and compassion are the solutions to her husband's battering and abuse. She won't leave him or even call the police!

- Malignant optimism for sure!
by zadanliran October 15, 2011
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Megnant

When you tell the world that you are pregnant but really you are just wearing ridiculously oversized moonbumps and paying a surrogate on the side to have a baby for you.
"Oh good Lord, she's megnant again".
by goforloulou April 19, 2023
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Megnant

Brooke: Dude you're fucking megnant!
Jackie: I just wanted to get laid. Now I'm married and pregnant.
Brooke: That sucks... You should've used a condom
by M. McMuffin January 25, 2008
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Magnant

From French/Italian derivative = PIMP/PLAYA or good cook.
Yo.. Magnant is rolling
by squirrellll June 28, 2007
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malemnent

malemnent or with malemnence.

When a period of time was without relevance or without any memorable "moments".
For me, every single day last week was so malemnent.

Yeah same for me too, it was really a week filled with malemnence.
by IrishFix June 8, 2021
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Malignant

NBA point guard Russell Westbrook's nickname because he's a team cancer who thinks he's better and more important than Kevin Durant.
Why did Malignant take 25 shots last night? Isn't he supposed to be a point guard?
by Tabosage September 24, 2011
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