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Malding

When someone is so mad they start losing their hair, a contraction of mad and balding.
Did you see that stream last night? Chudlogic destroyed Lordofpatriarchy so hard he started literally malding. Lost his last 5 hairs.
by El Mao April 24, 2020
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Madating

(adj.) (ma · dating) : A Filipino/Tagalog term for describing exquisite, classy, sophisticated, and attractive in one word. A figure of speech (Euphemism) that depicts something/someone as awesome.
"That man who walked towards the bar had so much class that he's the only madating man in the club."
by allanoguis October 13, 2016
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Maltings Academy

A wonderful land full of books and white boards also a type of prison for children !! :O
your under arrest your going to maltings academy
by lesbian kittens July 30, 2009
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Mandaring

to purposely divert attention from what would otherwise be of greater importance, to something else of lesser significance. By doing so, the lesser-significant event is catapulted into the limelight, drowning proper attention to what was originally the more important issue.
In Iron Man 3 press releases, Kevin Feige was Mandaring the Marvel fans about Ben Kingsley and Guy Pearce's portrayal of the villain.
by Scranter August 21, 2013
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Malding

Getting so mad that you begin to bald which forms malding
bro just 1v4 clutched the other team must be malding
by Smiley'sBBC May 2, 2022
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thigh-mulating

an act that can only be performed while seated, by repeatedly bringing both thighs together as if clapping it but without the knees touching. While fidgeting is commonly driven by anxiety, thigh-mulation is done particularly to stimulate the genital region in a discreet thrusting manner.
In the coffee shop...
Girl 1 : Look at the guy on the next table. Fidgety like that, he must have had 10 espressos. And he's looking at us.

Girl 2 : I don't think so. He's just thigh-mulating himself over you.
by deepfried.fish February 4, 2010
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Malding Ginger

A ginger who is mad and balding and easily tilted and angry.
Bailey: "That Darcy kid is such a malding ginger"
by gregmanaru November 10, 2019
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