Mallternative

A word I coined in the summer of 1997 to describe the people (mostly young adults) who relied on MTV and cookie-cutter clothes from the local malls and corporate clothing stores (ie.Urban Outfitters) to design and define their "alternative" lifestyle. It came to me in '97 when I saw a kid drive up in his red, '65 mustang wearing a mall-bought golf cap while sporting his inreasingly popular, brand new, fresh from the package wife-beater to show off his latest "tribal" arm-band tatt. The Mallternative clone can only participate in a prefabbed lifestyle that was mass produced for similar like-minded individuals designed to represent their 'unique' place in the world amongst all their other 'different' peers in the herd.

"Look at him with his pseudo-tattered, store-bought, knee-less, pre-stained jeans and his fake tattoo t-shirt...He's SO Mallternative!"

"I am the same, yet I still think I'm different, in a uniquely special kind of way...I'm Mallternative!!...hey, look, it's a Journey's right next to a Hot Topic!!!"

by MidCenturyMr October 16, 2008

Malte

He is a very hot extremly very very very hot german dude, every girl wants him period.

malte is so hot

by WJ"BIYVDOY"C#IC February 5, 2020

manatee

A nice little animal thing that swims around and is cool and gentle and harmless, but gets fucked up by boats going to fast.

The manatee is cool. My sailboat is also named "Manatee"

by Turtlemonkeys March 27, 2003

Milated

Named for the Australian serial killer Ivan Milat, who killed 7 hitchikers. When you accept a lift from someone and you are unsure of where you are going. You may get murdered and buried in a shallow grave in the middle of the bush/forest.

The Sitch was hitching along the highway, when Anthony pulled up in a skin peeler wagon and offered him a lift. After several miles Sitch was sure he was going to get Milated.

by Bigdogaloggle April 11, 2011

maltesers

The sweetest and most delisious candy ever
crispyball with a taste of honey over rolled with milk chocklate

- Yo pass me those Maltesers

by THe_RZA May 22, 2005

Malte

Malte is a boy who is absolutely irresistable with a very large penis. A Malte is a much cooler person than for example an Axel. Malte gets all the fucking pussy and can get absolutely anything, and he is very rich.

Look at that guy over there, he is definitely a Malte!

by LilNugget420 August 19, 2020

Malte

A really hot German dude. Usually you'll meet him in a camp during summer.

Rachel saw Sally and said,

"look at that hot German dude. I'll bet his name is Malte"

by Psycho cat girl August 30, 2012