I can't make this up

To emphasize that one is telling the truth. Usually added to the end of a drawn out /dramatic situation that occured.
Keisha got her ass beat for sleeping with her friends dad last week. I can't make this up.
by dlindz May 6, 2021
mugGet the I can't make this upmug.

Make-Up

Something that is used to hide your personality from the world because you think you aren't good enough when really you are...you are beautiful on the inside and out.
Make-Up is a substance that only proves to everyone else that you don't like the way that God made you.
by Nope... yep May 22, 2018
mugGet the Make-Upmug.

make up

Most girls wear it, it’s fucking annoying because it gets on pillow cases
She wears too much fucking make up
by hekko May 14, 2018
mugGet the make upmug.

make up for

to compensate for
He mentally discards the thoughts that are not important enough to make up for the fatigue of saying them.
by Zelaznog April 2, 2014
mugGet the make up formug.

make up for it

A phrase used to say that you will get sexual with someone after making them upset
"Don't worry baby I'll make up for it."
by ponylover234 June 9, 2017
mugGet the make up for itmug.

make up

Something that women put on their faces because they have some weird misinterpretation that make-up makes them look prettier. On the contrary, most women look better without make-up on, and all women look terrible if they use too much make-up.
Girl 1: Hey
Girl 2: You look so pretty with all of that make up on!!!

Guy: *throws up*
mugGet the make upmug.

make one up

Make one up isn't a name or a thing it's a a question like "can I make a drawing up!"
by D4BBIES January 8, 2014
mugGet the make one upmug.

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