mangled

To have handed all control of your bodily functions over to the mischievous leprechaun in the top pocket of your shirt. He now controls you and he likes it when you slap women's asses and subsequently get thrown out of nightclubs. In other words, it means to get FUCKED UP DRUNK.

'Man, last night the Manglator truly achieved total manglation after bonging that crate of Bud... there's still particles of his projectile vomit in his hair.

by The Manglator September 21, 2004

mangled umbrella

steve, ellie parks's mangled umbrella that she hung in her hair.

ellie parks: do you like steve, my mangled umbrella?
person: ya

by hatchet-wielding nerd March 11, 2020

Mangled

a distorted state in which the mind/body experiences uncommon feelings. Results from alcohol, drugs, beatings, etc. Can be used in present tense also.

Dragon knew he was mangled after he drank the entire keg - by himself - in 3 hours.

by Laura December 3, 2003

mangled

when u fucked up way past ur limit of drugs

damn i am stright up MANGLED off that liquor and crack

by matt the mole December 28, 2005

Mangled

A state of being devasted, worn out, and beat down. When all your efforts are for nothing and no one cares but you have to keep up the facade

" no one listens to Ed, the guy is all mangled, a complete joke"

by Team Burn December 12, 2013

Mejangled

(Pronounced: Meh-Jangled)
To be inebriated in some way usually from smoking marijuana.

"Man I was so Mejangled last night, it was ridiculous)

by David Watts1234 November 12, 2007

Star Mangled banner

Someone whose singing is truly bad (or worst) preforming by singing (or murdering) the national anthem of the United States of America.

Roeeanne Barr & the animated stars of the 4Kids entertainment company are two well known television personalities whose rendition of the Star Spangled Banner will be forever known as the "Star Mangled Banner".

by BruinKiller3469 June 2, 2009