put the kitten in the mailbox

get it done. just do it & walk away...

Girl: I'm not looking forward to dumping my boyfriend. I just know he'll make a scene.

Friend: Just put the kitten in the mailbox!

by J4Q December 25, 2010

mailbox

a person who says nothing of note ie. Spam

You're a mailbox

by M4rt January 25, 2023

malboned

to be thoroughly demolished online by one of unassailable with and logic, especially when skewered by the weakness of one's own argument. To be malboned is to cede the last word unless you are totally dense or totally masochisitc.

Malboning almost exclusively occurs left malboning right, esp when the right is neocon or tea party-ish. I've never seen it go the other way.

Source: Newsvine

"He just started a debate with Stacy M and has no idea wtf he is talking about? He's gonna get Malboned!"

by wiseacidness May 19, 2010

Mailbox Fishing

Going around a neighborhood and stealing mail from mailboxes to sell someone's information online or to find credit cards, checks, gift cards, greeting cards with money, etc.

Mailbox Fishing is a federal offense that is punishable by imprisonment.

Someone was mailbox fishing in my neighborhood because I'm missing very important mail that I should have received last month.

by Legend1999 February 28, 2019

Mailbox

Coined by YouTuber and Twitch Streamer RTGame.

A person who says nothing of note (i.e Spam)

He never shuts up. What a mailbox.

by mercurytheperson January 22, 2023

School Mailbox

A school hoe who is after all men or mails which go into the school mailbox

She is such a school mailbox

by Vqisr October 21, 2021

Fix the Mailbox

A polite way to say you need to go jack off.

Sorry, I can’t ride with you to the store, I have to fix the mailbox.

by Truthteller85 September 22, 2018