mahala

to call on someone; to give someone a call;

Just mahala at your boy I got your back

mahala by wolltemal April 15, 2005

Mahala

Idk Mahala has a weird haircut and often people can’t tell if they are a boy or a girl.

Mahala recommends you buy the chicken sandwich but it’s actually not good so don’t listen to them.

“Who’s that hot hippie freak with the weird haircut?”

“Oh that’s just Mahala”

Mahala by Sorejoints January 21, 2022

Mahala

The act of proclaiming to oneself or a group to kill the nonbelievers. Nonbelivers being people who don’t worship Kelpy G (their lord and savior.) This is usually said in combination with shaking ones pinkie and thumb finger back and forth.

Oh boy do I love throwing the nonbelivers into oncoming traffic! Mahala!

Mahala by Kreggery February 10, 2018

Mahala

A common greeting used by someone who is very pretentious. He/She pretends to know other cultures but view his/her own as superior to all others. Often used to ignore people that you don't like.

*Overheard near a group of school moms*
"So John bought us a vacation to Hawaii, again! Oh hey, I'll be right back I see Karen! Mahala! haha mmhmmm yes."

Mahala by Lechupacabra May 14, 2018

Mahala

American Slang:

This word is very versatile. It can be used in many situations and contexts.

Noun: An attractive woman, usually considered a “MILF”. The definition is subjective. Some may use Mahala to describe an attractive woman of exotic ethnicity while others have been known to use this word in reference to attractive younger women as well.

Exclamation: A general substitute for vulgarity as a verbal response to frustration, annoyance, pain, shock, etc.

Noun: Dude, Beatriz is such a mahala!

Exclamation: After stubbing his toe, Carl yelled, “Arrgh...mahala!”

Mahala by Randy McMurder November 15, 2020

Mahala moment

A Mahala moment is when someone is being really loud and then poops themselves.

Olivia: LOLOLOL that was so funny!!
Sophia: XDXDXD IKR
Mahala: *Screams then poops*
Olivia and Sophia: Now that was a Mahala moment!

I just LOL'd so hard then I pooped in my pants. Now that was a mahala moment.

Mahala moment by POOPYPOOPOO123 May 26, 2020

mahala high 5 brigade

The collective noun for self-purported 'writers' on online blogs that come out guns blazing in support for each other whenever any reader critiques their 'over-writing' or 'over-use' of subjective writing or just poor writing in general no matter whether they are correct or not... simply blinded by their own perceived online worth...

Oh oh here come the lame 'Mahala high 5 brigade' to soil logic on this thread...

Oh oh the here comes the 'Mahala high 5 brigade' self flagellation circle...

mahala high 5 brigade by Simpiwe December 7, 2011