Maggie (Margaret)

Although generally very caring and gentle, with a goofy side shown to those trusted that shines brighter than the sun, Maggie has a reserved side. Whether hidden by jokes and a pretty face or in plain sight, it can be very intense. She can be very tolerant, but if you get her angry or mess with her friends she can tear you to pieces with a single stare or a slap across the face. Hugs are abundant, and make sure you're genuine. Although complicated at first glance, if you get past it she is extremely passionate, especially if you get her "in the mood". If she seems distant, she's probably contemplating something extremely complex and interesting, in her own world, thinking of life between the sheets, or asking herself random questions. Be careful, because once you hurt her she will ache for a long time under the surface. If she has a crush on you, make sure to make your social media public so she can look at every post just like she wants, and don't be afraid to make a move, because she'll always be understanding and willing to scoop you up in an embrace. (From a Maggie!)

"Did you see Maggie (Margaret)? She yelled at him so loudly he left with his tail between his legs!"
"Did you hear about what she said to Maggie? She looks.... broken."
"Holy crap, she's been stalking him every minute of the day for a week!"

by oppressivewombat April 18, 2018

yeetus magneetus

Yeetus Magnetus is a phrase used when 'yeet' is not enough. It essentially is a more powerful version of the word 'yeet'.

Alan ; I'm going to get this in the hoop, just you watch!
Bob ; Nah...
Alan; (while throwing) YEETUS MAGNEETUS!!!!!!

by Fredrick von Fredrickson June 13, 2017

Lord Maggie

Lord maggie is a mythical creature living in the woods of Norway. He is half computer half man. He only feasts on virgin blood. Normally living in a basement near you attached to a computer. He only comes out once every 100 years to eat. Lord Maggie is love Lord Maggie is life.

Do not fear Lord Maggie is here

by lord maggie's big helper April 21, 2015

assface magee

Assface magee is the plan Z of your comebacks after you used every word in the dictionary to insult someone.

Bob: screw you and your faggoty mother.
Larry: oh yeah? fuck you assface magee.

by Mr.Noose October 21, 2013

Maggie Simpson

Age: 01 (or 02)
Enemy: Gerald the one eyebrowed baby
Greatest Feat: Saving the Family
Thought IQ: 167
Words Spoken: 7 ("Dada" and "You're the reason I can't talk" to Bart)
Times shot Mr. Burns: 2
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Pacifiers, and Hurting People, including Homer.

Maggie while just a baby is still a lot more liked than Lisa. When she grows up in the future, she's actually pretty good looking.

by G-Union February 24, 2004

maggie bag

To engage in a large expenditure for the purpose of pacifying a spouse or significant other. Derivation: North Shore of Long Island.

Dude, my wife found that stripper's name and number in my pants pocket, so I totally had to maggie bag her.

by HRH Satan November 28, 2009

Joel Magee

A self made Billionaire with over 7b followers on Instagram. An upcoming meme.

Dude, look! it's Joel Magee himself!! He might give us some free cars when he gets off his private jet.

by Dashwuff0 February 3, 2021