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the ticket guys on trains.comes from ticket master/meister lets you warn ur friend hes a coming
"dude lets run to the end of the train the maestros coming"
maestro by joejoejoejoejoe July 9, 2007
When your really fucking big and pull of a good, strong lift at the gym.
Come on bro, push! one more rep come one. Fucking Maestro!
"bro you sound like maestro rn"
"don’t compare me to that mf omfg"
maestro by chloroquine April 27, 2022
Maestro: Being of immense power
Maestro by Maestro-Man April 22, 2023

Maestro's Conundrum

The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"

maestro'd 

maestro'd : verb : pronunciation (my - str-ode)

meaning: to tap the penis repeatedly against the chin, lips, cheek or head to obtain attention of the person performing fellatio.
"She kept looking away toward the television, so I maestro'd her 5 times on the forehead"
maestro'd by I am FxCaliber February 11, 2014