An invention made by a man for women. Typically ridiculous in nature, have shitty product reviews, and result in money loss/bankruptcy.
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
Example: Bluetooth Tampons, Bic Pens for Women, penis envy pills
**Child points to screen** "Mom what's a Bluetooth tampon?"
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
Mother: "Oh God, not another Manvention. I thought we were passed this!" **Changes channel with dismay**
Guy: "Hey babe, I got you some Bluetooth tampons."
Girl: "Get your shitty ass Manvention out of my face Henry!"
Girl 1: "Did you hear Morgan is in the hospital?"
Girl 2: "No, what happened? Did she have the baby?"
Girl 1: "She bought that Manvention off of kickstarter, stuck it up her vag thinking she'd be able to talk to the baby."
Girl 2: "Is she going to die?"
Girl 1: "Prolly."
by @amandabohbanda July 13, 2016
Get the Manvention mug.The flagship of American Mans for Manliness (A.M.M.). It is a true man's boat which can be very temperamental and unpredictable at times (see woman). Its home port is located in Bear Creek on the Alabama side of Pickwick lake. It is a true man's badass boat.
Woman: What kind of trash boat is this?
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
Man: Oh nothing, just the MANventure.
*Backhands woman*
*Woman makes sandwich*
by A.M.M. Founder June 17, 2010
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Who is Jennifer going out with tonight? Hell I don't know. She has so many of them in her Manventory I can't keep up with them all.
by TRough198 February 3, 2010
Get the Manventory mug.a. Any trip involving two or more men performing manly feats with no planned route or attainable destination
b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind
b. Any trip that deviates from the original plans and leaves the women-folk behind
"Dude that was the greatest manventure ever!" (In the context of drinking all night and smoking cigars on the streets of center city Philadelphia)
by w3b5ter July 23, 2011
Get the Manventure mug.an adventure made by men, especially by men named Tyler or Matt. Such adventures including growing a mustache, or chopping a tree down with an ax. One who performs such a task shall be reffered to as a manventurer. Manventurers only drive Chevy Silveraydos and chew tobacco, while only spitting into a mountain dew can. They pretty much fuck shit up.
Matt: Hey Tyler, are you ready for this week's manventure?
Tyler: Of course I am, I have been growing this mustache for months.
Tyler: Of course I am, I have been growing this mustache for months.
by TylerStoecker July 6, 2014
Get the manventure mug.Person: I'm tired of all of Ashley's madvertisements. Just tell us what you're angry about, or shut up.
by Brawk_Shady February 19, 2015
Get the Madvertisement mug.Becky really wanted to get with Josh, so the next day her best friend asked how her manventure was going.
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