by nazimon May 7, 2018
Get the Madimon mug.A rare condition that your partner expects you to have. When you become married/in a serious relationship, they expect you to become blind toward everyone but them. In other words, they would rather your eyes linger on no one else's boobs but theirs.
Tom: Whoa! Look at her! I would tear that ass UP!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
Sally: Tom! You're supposed to have matrimonial blindness!
by Ana Kruua June 11, 2008
Get the matrimonial blindness mug.Related Words
"Todd and Rhonda have experienced 12 years of matrimony thus far, and they have 2 adorable children."
by Purple Gurl February 6, 2015
Get the matrimony mug.In Brazil, marimbondo is: 1 a variety of wasp. 2 nickname given to the Brazilians by the Portuguese during the independence days. 3 nickname given to the people of the state of Pernambuco during the revolt of 1852.
by Fred_Brazil October 27, 2011
Get the Marimbondo mug.When two people of different gender get married, while one chooses to change his/her gender during the course of the marriage, but the two remain married despite it causing confusion over the sexual preference of the two.
by Marissa and Summer March 8, 2008
Get the Alternis sexus matrimonium mug.When a husband and wife, domestic partners, etc. are both committed users and owners of Apple Macintosh computers.
After Bruce bought his new Apple MacBook Pro, he and his wife, Robin, who has always owned a Mac, were now joined in blissfull MACrimony,
by Bruce Reyes-Chow November 10, 2008
Get the MACrimony mug.effing awesome, adroit, powerful, insightful, slightlt retarded, possessing the trait of dexterity, hyperactively sad, joyous, proper, intelligent, foolishly noble or quixiotic, having an abnormally small amount of pizazz!
That was absolutely macrimonious!
If you think i'm trying to say acrimonious, your a macromoniuos moron!
If you think i'm trying to say acrimonious, your a macromoniuos moron!
by Macri Monious December 18, 2006
Get the Macrimonious mug.