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badminton butt

1. aching muscular pain in the right butt cheak if you're right handed or the left butt cheak if you're left handed. This pain is a direct result of playing badminton. Most often felt after a long tournament, or when getting into "badminton shape." Associated with the many lunges a badminton player does to reach the shuttle before it hits the floor. Someone with badminton butt often has difficulties walking down flights of stairs.

2. A large, athletic, tight round bubble butt that sticks out on a female badminton player that is often desired.
1. coworker: "why are you limping?" badminton player: "Oh, I have a severe case of badminton butt from my tournament this weekend! I can barely walk!"

2. male 1: "Damn that girl has the nicest ass!"
male 2: "That's cuz she has badminton butt. All the girls on the team have it!"
by badmintonplayer October 25, 2005
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Muslim Badminton

Like Russian Roulette, only the set up is like the basic Badminton game. But instead of using a shuttle cock (birdie) a loaded grenade is used the last person standing is obviously the winner.
Person 1: "Hey how was your weekend?"

Person 2: "Oh you know just a casual trip to Dubai in the private jet"

Person 1: " oh cool was it fun? What did you do?"

Person 2: Oh yeah it was wonderful. Just played a few rounds of Muslim Badminton. My pilot Paul got killed during the game so I had to hire a new one.. But oh well Dont Hate the Player Hate the Game.

Person 1: ....oh, Summer fun in Dubai I guess
by A.D. Khaled July 10, 2015
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Badminton

1)The fastest growing sport in the world (fact) Also the fastest racket sport in the world (fact). Players must have extreme speed, reflexes and vision to name but a few essential attributes.
2)What losers or chavs say they are playing when they get out their pathetic excuse of a shuttle (made from cheap, poor quality, brightly coloured PVC) and £1:13 racket from soccer sports and go and dance around the garden like pansies
1)you think you can play badminton. Ok. Your serve"
(useless little loopy serve)
(Pow!)
"Oh sorry did that hurt?"
2) Chav 1:"you wana play badminton mush?In da garden?"
Chav 2: "Na lets go vandalise a bus stop"
by Samstorm December 5, 2004
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Badminton school

Badminton school; a place where homophobic tories send their ‘daddies money’ kids or ‘I eat dirt’ children as everywhere else is a load of shit (redmaids)- before they realise this school is the exact thing that turned them gay. This school is in its own pissing world, though everyday is the exact bloody same, the ‘gay zebra says gay rights’ people manage to create enough mesmerisation as we can take the mick. The intelligent twats that have adopted their parents personalities hang around the stupid twinks to make them selves seem superior. People claim that no one hates anyone, but we all know that’s load of toss pot, Olivia.
Olivia: omg you’re a twink and a posho? you must go to badminton school!
me: uwu
by hshajjajdhshhshs123 January 22, 2021
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badmintoning

the act of playing badminton in one word
are you badmintoning today?
by anastacia beaverhousin June 19, 2007
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Badminton

Physical intercourse involving strategy, technique, and deception between two or four players each gripping the shaft of the racket while making contact to the shuttlecock with the racket head. The goal is to score points on the opponent by decisively hitting the shuttlecock down onto their side. This can be achieved in numerous ways: you can smash really hard on them, you can gently flop the shuttlecock over, or you can let the shuttlecock fly out of the designated playing area. Of course, don't forget to release a constipated grunt when you smash.
Man, badminton is so hard. I always have trouble maneuvering the head and the tip always hits the frame instead of my sweet spot.
by RXZ September 30, 2019
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Maddington Sniper

When one person poops into someone else's butt hole with great precision.
Hey Remis, when was the last time Neil gave you a Maddington Sniper?
Must of felt delightful having a buttfull of man poop
by Noble semen March 16, 2017
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