maddenize

To make a blatantly obvious comment in an attempt to sound like an expert.

Comments much like the famed John Madden NFL commentator would make about how the team that scores the most points usually wins.

Sports commentators now days are becoming maddenized as they always say the obvious thing and rarely have much insight.

by fresnoR October 17, 2009

Maddenitis

The seemingly real "switch" of winners in sports games back and forth in a grudge match, particularly in Fifa or Madden.

It's possible to win when you should lose, but it's harder. Maddenitis usually happens when the two players are around even skill level.

Person 1 and Person 2 are playing a sports game on their home console.
Person 1 starts off with the "upper hand" and plays with ease. This would mean that Player 2 has maddenitis, and next match, Player 1 will have it.

"Wow, the only reason you picked that was because of Maddenitis."

by Steven Grillock February 28, 2009

Maddite

a follower of the Grand Master Maddie.

A Maddite would sacrafice anything to make his or her master happy.

by Grand Master Maddie April 28, 2005

maddenized

to be maddenized is to be dominated easily in EA sports title MADDEN

I maddenized Benji soo bad in madden he pooped his pants and licked it

by Willyumr284 September 7, 2004

Maddenitis

A condition characterised by an irrational obsession with the actor Richard Madden.

"i fancy Richard Madden so much I would happily lick the sole of his shoe"

"wow, you have a bad case of Maddenitis"

by Shopaholic92 May 21, 2019

maddening

The feeling of your sanity slipping that you get when you help someone make a plan to move forward in one direction, they agree, and then they revert to an old process and expect new results.

After we discussed the plan, I found that everything that was discussed was ignored, as if nothing had been discussed at all. It was maddening.

by Kudorific April 20, 2023

Maddenitis

a condition relating to the excessive playing of the video game Madden NFL 200-whatever.

1. your hands are hurting excessivly because of overplaying.

2. you withdrawl from all your friends to play the game in your dark basement alone.

"Sorry I can't type. I've got Maddenitis."

"Hey, how about you call Chad to see if he wants to come to the movies with us?"
"Nah, he's got Maddenitis."

by Russ Buckley July 23, 2008