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marssandra

The ship between Marcus and Kassandra Jasso
Marssandra is Goals!
by Akwkard March 1, 2018
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Majandra

Majandra is a sensual, playful rapscallion who is loyal to the death. More often than not, she is suspiciously pale as if bathed in moonlight. Majandras have DSLs with a lanky body that is deceptively pillowy. Hooking up with Majandra is like falling into a black hole you'll want to move into. A Majandra will support your dreams, trust you with everything, give you her whole heart (and body) and fight for you till the bitter end. But careful not to cross her, she's just as destructive as she is amorous. Majandra will never profusely apologize or be intimidated into professing inauthentic expressions of regret. She'll shoot it to you straight no matter how much you put her feet to the fire. She’ll go down in flames in public for you, even if you’re wrong, then she’ll admonish you behind closed doors till you have the best sex of your life. Sportive, provocative and always down for an adventure, there's nothing a Majandra can't do, especially for those who have her heart. Don't' cross her though, for her prankster ways will be your undoing. Deceptively observant, a Majandra never misses the undertones and a Majandra never forgets.
"Pretty sure he'll succeed. He's super talented and is married to a Majandra."

"Don't expect her to show up. She’s down a rabbit hole. She’s been hooking up with a Majandra. "
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Macanda

Literally the best. No other way to put it.
That PP was so Macanda.
by Bo lange March 18, 2021
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Macanda

That PP was so macanda
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Masandrionshous

The feeling of both fullness and emptiness, the good and bad all together at once.
1: what do you think heaven is like?

2: it’s probably just masandrionshous, nothing special.
by Coolperson67 June 29, 2021
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majandra

Majandra is an awesome person with lots of energy and comes with an absolutely splendid sense of humor. Boys always fall head over heels for the fantastic Majandra. The special thing about the Majandra is that she looks good at any angle. So she is very easily recognizable, no doubt about that. Also, when drinking alcohol, the Maja never stops being awesome, even if she is shitfacewasted.
Hi Majandra!
by Shawty girl. November 23, 2021
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majandra

Majandra is an awesome person with lots of energy and comes with an absolutely splendid sense of humor. Boys always fall head over heels for the fantastic Majandra. The special thing about the Majandra is that she looks good at any angle. So she is very easily recognizable, no doubt about that. Also, when drinking alcohol, the Majandra never stops being awesome, even if she is shitfacewasted.
Majandra is one of the nicest people.
by Shawty girl. November 23, 2021
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