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Fleabag Monkeyface

A complete twat. An utter dirty human being who resembles a dead slug that has been ripped apart by a rabid monkey and shat on multiple times, one of the worst most harmful insults known to mankind.
Jaden just killed my whole family and used my toilet for a number two, he is such a Fleabag Monkeyface!
by FuckYouJadenTapal July 5, 2023
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monkeyfaced faggot

some kid that is so ugly, and so full of himself that all he can do is talk shit and threaten people to fight him because he needs something to fill the void in his ego that his penis cannot fill.
harris is such a monkeyfaced faggot...i hate him
by Teiger Hater July 27, 2008
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Monkeyfaceniggerbutt

This is what one calls another when someone is acting in a stupid manner.
Abdullah: Hey michelle, you look like a "dike"!
Michelle: You Monkeyfaceniggerbutt!
by Shaniqua Taraski September 8, 2008
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monkeyface

Ol' Monkeyface was a pioneer to the Golden State of California during the gold rush. After having tried his luck at odd jobs on the mighty Mississippi and a failed trip to find riches in South America, Ol' Monkeyface continued his voyage around the tip of South America and headed to old San Francisco.

Whilst there he encountered a number of strange characters and had many strange adventures before heading to the Sutter Mill region of Northern California. While there he failed to find gold (though often was it on his mind) but had many adventures and he-hi-larity.

A particularly funny anecdote pertained to a time when he attempted to wrestle a dozen armadillos.

His descendents live in the East and North bay, close to San Ramon, CA
Ol' Monkeyface says: (some bit of dusty wisdom)
by Steven G. Harms October 28, 2004
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monkeyface

A lyrical alternative to 2010 pop "Pokerface" Used across Europe instead of the actual lyrics. It is a request for a male or female to ejaculate on the face of the the person singing it.

The intent is intended to be similar to "like I give a shit".

This phrase is also used as currency amongs those who attend dance festivals with an actually real world financial trade value.

It is also a counter culture identifier marking individuals out as rallying against "pop" culture, specifically manfactured popidols.
"Come on my, come on my, come on my, come-on-my-monkeyface"
by monkeyfacemoo March 9, 2010
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MackFace

Two men kissing, smack-smack-smootch
All I ever want to do is mackface DILF.
by NebyTheyIsDoesThey September 7, 2023
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MaceFace

A Legal Age "Minor" who likes to take shots of mace to the back of the throat.
MaceFace took that bear spray like a champ
by Bminer March 2, 2026
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