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Flaming Matchstick

When a male gender gets a habanero pepper and cuts it in half, takes one half and enters it in his rectum area, and the other half into his pee hole. After doing this he runs in counterclockwise circles untill he throws up on a female circus mule.
"Man last night was so off the chain me and Andy did six flaming matchsticks before 2 am."
by Urban Andy February 1, 2009
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matchstick man

Refers to simple or rudimentary pictures (drawings, paintings, etc) of people. They're called "matchstick men" because their limbs are made of simple lines, or matchsticks.

Con artists are also referred to as matchstick men because they create temporary personas that are fleeting and simple.
Dude, don't give that guy any money. His story doesn't add up. He's totally just a matchstick man.

Many a L. S. Lowry painting includes a matchstick man.
by anonymous201000 July 22, 2010
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matchsticking

The act of having anal intercourse and finding out that your dick has been smudged with excrement, resembling a burned matchstick.
-I fucked the shit out of that girl yesterday, literally! I was matchsticking like a mofo!
by matchstickman January 29, 2008
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machostache

handlebar mustache; most popular during the 1970's.
This is also at times referred to incorrectly as a molestache, although the most commonly understood definition of molestache is somewhat dubious; some consider it to be a form of peach fuzz, while others maintain that it can refer to any mustache that looks creepy.
Man, I swear, every single guy living in that trailer park has a machostache, even the very few who are not alcoholics with long hair.
by surly.no.1 August 21, 2011
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mcChesticles

Yo, McChesticles! What Up BRUH??
by mikemcchezz May 2, 2012
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matchstick

a skinny pale fiesty redhead chick; a flame
"but she's a redhead"
"but she a matchstick!"
by wat eva March 30, 2009
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machestical

Like majestic, but with boobs.
"Damn, she's looking machestical tonight."
by ermahgerdgarlicbread October 31, 2013
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