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McLachlan-ism

McLachlan-ism is the faux-medical term used for individuals that immediately think of animals being abused when they hear "Angel" by Sarah McLachlan.
Guy 1: I was listening to the radio the other day and heard that Sarah McLachlan song and I started wondering why people would ever abuse an animal!

Guy 2: You totally have McLachlan-ism, don't you?
by Nic.H May 4, 2010
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The McLachlan Effect

The act of replacing pleasant and/or nostalgic memories with horrors. An audio or visual that is so effective it cancels out old memories with new ones that are forever seared in your mind and instantly call up bad feelings like sexual disturbance, shame, angst, hatred of humankind, or general ickyness.
"I can never listen to "Surfacing" again without thinking of one-eyed puppies due to The Mclachlan Effect."

"I can't let my niece watch the Muppets anymore since Kermit creeped me out with his reaction to "2 Girls 1 Cup".
by The Old Lady February 25, 2009
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Zoe McLachlan

To be Zoe Mclachlan means you're a slut

Zoe: I send nudes to everyone

Every guy: I think I'm special
by TheSquare_ August 8, 2019
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Harry Mchlauchlan

Weakest person to ever set foot in the gym
See Harry over there, Harry Mchlauchlan is so weak
by CamelStew November 22, 2021
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Talon McLachlan

tall but skinny, ranga, likes men. the small feet means that he has a tiny pecker. he has barely any friends and all the women feel sorry for him. he's the type of guy who rage quits Minecraft. he doesn't think he has orange hair, but he obviously does. he does not use deodarant.
Talon McLachlan you stinky ranga nonce
Talon McLachlan i didnt kill your minecraft pig hamlet
by robotic dildo April 6, 2022
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Finlay McLachlan

Finlay McLachlan, also known as ‘Seal’, is a morbidly obese man who has been sighted around the Garstang and Inskip area molesting local dogs, leaving them completely paralised in the back legs.

He is also renoun for singing ‘War’ by Edwin Starr preventing the great war of Garstang and Inskip in 1736.

Finlay was famous, making local headlines after destroying several local dry cleaners with his shit-soaked cargo shorts, destroying them in a temper tantrum after the workers refused to handle the diarrhoea drenched clothing.
Oh my days i saw Finlay McLachlan in my backyard and he was giving me cocker spaniel a rimjob!”

Oh really!?”
“Yes he said ‘SEAL OUT’ then sharted in his pants!”
by PooEnjoyer619Booyaka January 27, 2023
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