James McCormack

Such a creature can only be described in such terms:

Jimmy Mack
Mack-a-lack
Mack Attack
Mickey J
Mackistan
J Mack
M J
J M
Pierce Brosnan
Bierce Prosnan
Jam
Pancakes
Aunt Jemima
Jabba the Hutt
Rico Suave
King Zora
Swedish Cheesecake
Swedish Pizza
Fat Pizza
Crack Attack
Krakatoa
Nibbles
Kirk Hammett
Mack o' Lantern
Tyrannosaurus Rex
Rolly Polly Ollie
Chim Richalds
Matt Brownlee
Cyrus McCormick and the Reaper
McCormack & Schmitts
Mike Fraino
Jimmy J
Mack-a-Shack
Shaq Attack
Shlap-a-mack
Shark Attack
Bark-a-lack
Guinness Gunnarson
Chinbad
Simba
Tarzan
Clayton
Wakka
Macarena Yevon
Poopface
Yngwie

"Hey, look at that goof of a loof James McCormack."

by Mandate from Heaven January 12, 2008

Taking a McCormack

Arriving 30 minutes early to work and then waiting til its time to start work then going to take a shit

Boss: Ok, let's go do.....
Where the fuck did he go?
Co Worker: He's taking a McCormack

by Flip Washington January 24, 2019

mccormacked

A wise ass answer when you really have no answer at all....

Bob- Hey, have you seen my pliers?

Harry- You mean the ones with the blue handles?
Bob- Yeah!
Harry- Nope, haven't seen them....
Billy- You just McCormacked his ass!!

by Fitdad69 March 25, 2017

McCormacking

Pretending to be stupid and "playing devil's advocate" while promoting shitcoiners with the goal of engaging bitcoiners until they care who you are and what you do.

SBF got caught McCormacking.

by Tsarah February 16, 2023

Sam McCormack

Banana batty, a cute koka noodle can be used as a chopping board for conor murphys. Hairline stuck like shit to a blanket.

Mia king came out the bottle and munched on conor Murphy, Sam McCormack munchies

by AnklesIThinkNot April 13, 2019

Cillian McCormack

Pulls all the bitches, especially the Spanish due to his notable eleven inch penis that starred in the hit movie Ali-G.

Because of this, the rest of society especially the David’s resent his ability to make woman flock towards him and uses the insult “ Can’t pull an Irish girl”
He is 6ft tall and built like a tank and you will always see one hanging around the gym

Word on the street Cillian McCormack is good looking, can even turn straight men gay

by GingerNonce6969 August 2, 2022

dirty mccormack

When a clunky pair of siblings from Newbridge make love in the food court in WhiteWater

I saw them ol dang weirdos doing a dirty mccormack in the shoping center

by anonymous December 4, 2022