The "Maestro's Conundrum" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. The Maestro's Conundrum is when you weave your baton through the piano wires while the soloist plays Tchaikovsky.
Mr. Mozart: "For shame Wolfgang, what sounds are those? Are you not in tune?"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
Wolfgang: "Why yes father, moreso than you could know."
Piano Teacher: "Fear not Herr Mozart, for young Wolfi has solved the Maestro's Conundrum"
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Name; usually African American decent,of mixed races.
Always stunning and beautiful, skin complexion is perfect, hair soft and long and curly, her features are soft but unforgettable, extremely unique and the opitome of perfect. Not only beautiful but Intellegent and talented. She does not give her love, affection or attention easily, and is prone to falling in love with only one.
Girls with this name are always beautiful and unique and you are lucky to have met her. ~xx
Always stunning and beautiful, skin complexion is perfect, hair soft and long and curly, her features are soft but unforgettable, extremely unique and the opitome of perfect. Not only beautiful but Intellegent and talented. She does not give her love, affection or attention easily, and is prone to falling in love with only one.
Girls with this name are always beautiful and unique and you are lucky to have met her. ~xx
Guy 1: Who's the chick over there
(He stares at the girl laughing and smiling with her friends)
Guy 2: Oh that's Majesty, she's pretty cute for a sophomore.
Guy 1: Yeah, what is she though?
Guy 2: I have no idea, she's like black and white I think, maybe Asian.
Guy 3: she's pretty hot, who cares what the fuck she is
(He stares at the girl laughing and smiling with her friends)
Guy 2: Oh that's Majesty, she's pretty cute for a sophomore.
Guy 1: Yeah, what is she though?
Guy 2: I have no idea, she's like black and white I think, maybe Asian.
Guy 3: she's pretty hot, who cares what the fuck she is
by That One Guy Blue January 14, 2014
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I needed to rest last night, but the phone rang, the door bell rang, and I ended-up having a majestic nite.
by Carlos Mack January 6, 2008
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No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse
with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given
her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and
star of many Norwegian møvies: "The Høt Hands of an Oslo
Dentist", "Fillings of Passion", "The Huge Mølars of Horst
Nordfink".
by RFenyman December 25, 2008
Get the Majestic Moose mug.The act of skydiving off your couch without any pants while your sexual partner lays spread eagle on the ground. You have to be majestic or you will surely break it in half.
"Hey Zack, what's wrong."
"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".
"I tried a majestic piledriver last night on Paco's mom".
"And'?
"I wasn't majestic like an eagle".
by Some really white kid June 20, 2011
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