My mom

a very very scary person. beware of her spookiness

my friend: OMG IS THAT A VAMPIRE
me: no its my mom

by bobrossthescary January 06, 2022

My Mom

A person who wont pick me up from school when im terribly sick

My Mom is something

by YannyBemaurel September 23, 2019

My Mom

A verbal abusive "mother" who screams and raises their voice-over stupid shit and arguments they started.

I HATE HER I WANT HER TO JUST SHUT UP AND NOT SPEAK EVER AGAIN AND TO STOP HITTING ME

My mom is a fucking filthy cunt who smells like fish and doesn't shower. I hope shit stays quiet and stops gaslighting me.

by Tbh I'm right June 24, 2020

My mom

A sweet kind loving person that supports me with all I need!

My mom is so nice!

by Layla12345 March 23, 2019

my mom

an asskicker, to say the least

dude.. my mom totally kicked my ass last night when i called her a whore

by random guyyyy June 07, 2004

My mom

She’s beautiful and caring and is incredible 😎✌️🧡

My mom is the best!

by Layla12345 September 23, 2019

that’s my mom

A phrase you say when somebody calls your mother hot and/or says they want to screw her.

Boy 1: Wow look at her, she is so hot, I would totally smash

Boy 2: Bro, that’s my mom

Boy 1: I would still smash tho

by Big Despacito Boi June 02, 2019