came on my keyboard

To spill ejaculate on one's keyboard.

damn bitch was so hot I "came on my keyboard"

by Angus Grogan November 16, 2010

digging for my keys

To digitally penetrate. Used to describe foreplay in a joking manner or to describe a clinical visit to a doctor.

“He’s been selfish in bed lately. I’m not going down on him until he spends a few minutes digging for my keys.”

“Went to my gyno today. Nothing like meeting a complete stranger for the firs time while they dig for your keys!”

by Lauralai22 May 31, 2018

lychee in my keychee

phrase often obsessively repeated in a chant by drunk females when drinking multiple lychee martinis

Steph: "This lychee martini is excellent. What do you think?"

Christy: "Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee!"
Steph: "Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee! Lychee in my keychee!"

by cmree February 6, 2010

sorry my cat walked over my keyboard

An overused excuse boys use when they're rejected by females

boy: Hey, I have a confession to make. We've been friends for a while now and I just have this positive feeling whenever I'm around you..its almost as if we were meant to be.

girl: I'm sorry...I like more as a friend
boy: sorry my cat walked over my keyboard . stupid cat

by Meerkat511 December 15, 2022

tickle my keys

Playing piano with swag

Can u tickle my keys?!

by Alez2003 December 7, 2017

Gimme my keys

When someone drunk insists on driving home. Why waste money on an uber when god created a vehicle for you to drive?

“That sidewalk slammer didn’t even touch me. Gimme my keys!”

by GeedEater December 2, 2022

i have lost my keys

A process where you lose your keys in order to gain infinite power. The power is so infinite that the universe restarts to the big bang and the universe created afterwards is an universe where you lose small metal objects called keys.

Man, that power is so strong, its almost like i have lost my keys.

by nir5117 February 6, 2018