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My friends 

Pfft... What friends?
My friends by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

My Friends 

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent
My Friends by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

my friends 

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends
. hi and bye my friends
my friends by < 3 October 16, 2022

my friends 

my friends are dumbass white people.
my friends by Tori !! June 28, 2023

my friends put it there 

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.
GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

I see my friends 

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.
Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)