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My friends 

Pfft... What friends?
My friends by MayaGreensleeves11 November 16, 2019

My Friends 

“Sits in Room alone” oh wait My Friends are non-existent
My Friends by Cocoa Mustache April 7, 2022

my friends 

my friends are the best , so kind , pretty, funny , sweet , sometimes rude but in a funny way, they are werid in a good way and i 🤍 them , we sometimes fight but we alleays get along in the end. sometimes tho. anyways i love my friends
my friends by < 3 October 16, 2022

my friends put it there 

The most common excuse men use when their girlfriends/spouses discover their porn.
GF: I found a porn app on your phone, wtf!
BF: My friends put it there as a joke, I swear! I don't know how to delete it!

I see my friends 

An abrupt conversational transition device which is often sung (a la Rebecca Black) and is accompanied by immediately walking away. Most commonly used to extricate oneself from a conversion with a bore, braggart, or person with halitosis.
Drunk Fat Chick: "ya wan....ya wann...ya wanna get atah hear a get sumfin ta eat? My daddy owns his own roofing company."
Cool Dude: "I see my friends!" (sung, and walks away)