MW

1). When a girl is so hot and worthy of a good fucking, you would fuck her pussy into oblivion. Afterwords her pussy is completely and utterly mutilated, sometimes a pile of mushy uncooked flesh, aka Mutilation worthy.

2). When a girl is so hot, if you were ever given the chance to fuck her, you would fuck her pussy until it looks like it was mutilated

*hot girl walks by

Guy 1: Dude...MW
Guy 2: hell yeah dude I would MUTILATE THAT PUSSY!
Guy 1: fo sho
Guy 2: mmmmmmm MW pussy

by D3m0 September 10, 2012

MW

to work in m&s sniffing the knickers in the bargain bin

crotch sniffer

by Anonymous October 30, 2003

MW

abbreviation for moon well - building that produces food for night elves in Warcraft III

hey, build some MWs.

by Shad3 November 8, 2004

MW

superiority in authority; legend; the greatest ever

Someday, people will know my name - I'll be truly MW-like.

by Dave Remkus July 28, 2003

MWS

Morning Wood Syndrome - Waking with an erect penis. Occurs every morning of the world to every male, often at inopportune times, making for awkward situations.

1. "Man, I had to give my oral presentation in class this morning in class, and I was scared to death I was going to have MWS!"

2. "I was being given a tour of the plant, and I'll be damned if MWS didn't hit."

3. "I'm sorry, I can't slow dance with you right now. Why not is something wrong? No, it's just that I have a terrible case of MWS."

4. "Easter Sunday morning at church when the pastor says, 'please stand and sing hymn 416' I have MWS. It never fails."

5. "Every morning I try to go pee, but I can't because of MWS. I have to pull a superman."

6. "MWS wakes me up every morning, and the only medicine is to squeeze one out."

by Billy Jo Thomas April 16, 2008

MW#

Overexcitement for the game Call Of Duty: Modern Warfare 3, when a person types in all caps and forgets to take off shift when one spells "3."

Guy #1: DUDE ARE YOU READY FOR MW#
Guy #2: Dude, I think you got too much excitement.
Guy #3: FML MW3*

by Jam Squared December 2, 2011

mw

mw is an abbreviation of "My word!" often used when you're shocked at someone's stupidity.

bob: but he sed tht u wud du et
jon: mw you're retarded

by Oogzy October 15, 2011