Alex O'Connor: Mustache-man 🥸
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
Hym "Ohoho! Yeah! See what I mean? Now you have to get Chris to do it. Get Chris to do it and I'll forgive him immediately. And Destiny. I won't forgive destiny though. He still has to do a mustache though."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
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He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
He will say that his 'trumpet' is big, but its not.
P: "Hey guys, let's look at all these books!"
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
B: "What's this one"
J: "OMAGOSH, IT'S A CREEPY MUSTACHE TRUMPET MAN!!!!!!!!!1"
P: "It looks kinda like my dad"
Everyone stare at P
by AwesomeSexyPants December 7, 2011
Get the Mustache Trumpet Man mug.The act of performing oral sex on a woman with a mouthful of chewing Tobacco while she is menstruating. The individual performing the oral sex may not spit out the tobacco and must hold it in their mouth or spit inside their partner.
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
If performed correctly The individual will have a reddish brown mustache and/or goatee from the blood mixing with Tobacco spit.
Hence the name "Red Man Mustache"
by Thereis1 September 15, 2017
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Get the Man milk mustache mug.Some guy who is an Italian-American who has a very spic-like moustache. He crashed at my summer rental quite often in 2006 and banged all the chicks. Sometimes refered to as Jose Valentine because he looks like that New York Mets player.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Moustache Man is better than everyone else. Once offered me 5 bucks at 4am for 3 beers from the refridgerator.
Guy #1: "The motherfuckin Moustache Man is fucking my girlfriend again."
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
Guy #2: "What are you going to do about it"
Guy #1: "Nothing. He's a better man than me"
by M2million December 10, 2006
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:-{)
Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.
:-{)
Used to convey extreme levels of awesome. Also used when the writer wishes to convey the seriousness of what they are saying.
Friend 1: You are so smart!
Friend 2: :-{)
Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.
Friend 2: :-{)
Friend 1: My family hates me.
Friend 2: :-{( Moustache Man is not pleased.
by Watson221b May 17, 2011
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Dan's looking a bit like a pedophile lately, isn't he?
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
Yeah. I guess he took Mustache Manuary a little far this year.
by Ckleeb December 12, 2009
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