Muff Diver

Someone who likes to lick clits and vaginas

Alex is such amuff diver, he cant seem to keep his face out of the bearded clam.

by charles heston October 25, 2004

MUFF DIVER

MARINE UNDERWATER FIRE FIGHTER

A HIGHLY TRAINED INDIVIDUAL WHO PUTS OUT FIRES UNDERWATER.

eg. Kim's Vagina caught fire while snorkeling in the Keys, and Bill, a certified MUFF DIVER, dove in quickly to put it out..

by BF Deal July 31, 2009

Muff Diver

one who eats the pussy very well.

jacob whitacre is a boss muff diver

by elenaHEARTSjacob January 13, 2010

Muff Diver

An occupation many black men avoid.

White guy: I'm a muff diver.
Black guy with disgusted look: Thas nasty.

by Labial Licker November 5, 2019

muff diver

A person (obviously male or a lesbian female) who dives into alot of muff, diving into muff can include but not limited to:
Fingering
Fisting
Licking
Chewing
Smacking

Look at that guy over there, he/she is a true muff diver

by barry 9 inch July 23, 2016

muff diver

to lick a womans other lips, to bury yourself in a womans fanny, eat the beaver

that joemust be a pretty good muff diver by now, he's always muff diving with his girlfriend kate

by samwise the cunning July 23, 2008

muff diver

the name for a person who when licking a woman's vagina, enjoys pushing their entire head inside of the vaginal cavity

dave is a real muff diver

by fencepannel November 18, 2019