Momf

1-How black people say month.
2-Ebonics for month.

Shaniqua: damn qurl I CANT WAIIT fo' my check!
Raerae: MMM! GURL! YU FOUND A JOB!?
Shaniqua: JOB?! yu funnii triq!
Raerae: so wurrz da monii frum?
Shaniqua: da 1st of da MOMF! yu kno! da govament shiit!
Raerae: aw snap!

Shaniqua: bouta get my hurr did.

by seymoure assiz January 19, 2011

Momfit

Similar to Mom Jeans but includes the whole outfit. Momfits are comfortable but not flattering. A clothing combination commonly worn by moms which include but are not limited to the following:
• White Keds tennis shoes (essential to a Momfit)
• Over sized zip up hooded sweatshirt preferably with a lame design on the back with a solid colored v-neck shirt under it
• Straight leg blue jeans with a 9 inch zipper and/ or jeans that claim to make you look slimmer
• No makeup
• Sporting a large ass, muffin top or FUPA

* If you are wearing this combination of items and are under 40 or not a mom, you should re-consider your wardrobe. Never wear a momfit if you are trying to get laid.

Jenny wears her momfit to work, but her boyfriend would never see her in it.

by C.C. Winkle January 13, 2011

momfiscated

A deliberate action of a Mom to punish a child by removing item or items of value

Karen totally Momfiscated Dillon's phone after she caught him texting Sierra at 2 am!

by AustenPowers77 February 3, 2015

Momfirmation

It's basically the same as a confirmation but with approval of a mom. Could be your mom, a child's mom

When a husband asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.

When a son asks for permission, he needs momfirmation.

by Keith McKalister May 27, 2018

momfat

the ultimate insult to someones mother, banned in 39 different countries.

Broseph : Lol man you have bad hairline

Chad : Momfat

Broseph : *Fucking explodes and dies*

by Revvvv January 19, 2021

momfia

A group of about 30 women who are all very close friends. They love their children dearly but their children do not define them! They are misunderstood by others to be thought of as 'mafia' but they are just jealous.

They are all, legless pirates.

Don't cha wish you were apart of the momfia like me
Dont cha wish you were cool like us
Dont cha, dont cha

by Someones May 15, 2008

momfucker

N. A more lewd and obscene way of saying "motherfucker".

Girl: You shit on my chest, you momfucker!

by momfuck p.i. September 11, 2010