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Continuously running into electric towers on COD: Black Ops. Specifically in Dead Ops Arcade
Damn, I pulled a monte
Monte by machewg January 13, 2011
a term used to describe the instance of when one walks in on their parents having sex (doggy style)
A person who resembles a caveman in any way, shape, or form.
Peter: Oh man!!! This 7 ft. tall fat hairy guy with gingivitis came running after me with a giant spoon, but tripped over his long entangled ass hair.

Mat: Sounds like a real monte!
monte by Josh January 11, 2004
usually has nappy hair and overly oily skin
Dat nigga monte
Monte by WEEDISLIKEPUSSY June 3, 2018
monte is a school in north sydney which focuses on girls age 12-18 appearance. see if i’m being honest with you they should be focusing on the education (especially for that $20,000 per year), but nah they’d rather publically humiliate girls in front of their peers for wearing makeup or having jewellery on or dare i say it, having their skirt above their knee!!
*student walks in to school minding their own business happy as can be*

old hag of a teacher: Oh. My. God. i can see your knee ! *students look around*
and oh my gosh, what is that? is that a diamonte earring? no no! take it out of this will be 3 afternoon detentions!

*student sheds a tear and books counselling sessions every tuesday for the rest of her life*
monte by eshayadlayeeeetsssssaye September 26, 2018
Monte is so annoying
Monte by XloserX April 22, 2019