Moldy

V: To be extraordinarily lazy, especially as it relates to a person's unwillingness to go to work, expend any energy, take time to look presentable or even get off the couch to meet his boys at the bar because he'd rather sit around and watch "Felicity" on DVD.

- "He's just being his usual moldy self."
- derivative use - "He's at home getting his mold on."

by VPofHaterade September 21, 2005

moldy

stuff that me and/or my friends invented like family guy or "being random"

origins: San Anselmo, CA, THE CHAMBER

man noah watches so many moldy tv shows

by Larry July 29, 2004

Moldy Shorts

Fan slang for Voldemort, from the Harry Potter series.

The second war with Voldemort would have gone much easier if the light side had just called him Moldy Shorts.

by Bibliophile3 November 5, 2010

moldy pepis

When you Hate yer fends music

My fend listnes to moldy Pepis

by OHOGOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOH December 19, 2017

Moldy Poncho

Inserting a used/filled condom into the bottom of a girl's purse. If everything goes right, she won't discover it for a few days, hence the "Moldy Poncho'.

My girl was being a trick ass trick so I hooked her up with a moldy poncho.

by PDX Bag Hunter March 25, 2010

moldy bracelet

When you fist someone's anus and a ring of crusty old feces appears around your wrist.

After fisting her butt last night, it took me 10 minutes to wipe off the moldy bracelet she gave me.

by Sakura June 14, 2014

moldy bitch

A bitch past her prime. An old bitch. A woman that is older and nasty. A male may be called a "moldy mitch".

pl. moldy bitches

"That woman knows she's a moldy bitch."
"I can't stand a moldy bitch trying to get up on my man."

by SJDilly May 9, 2014