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Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Delusional and eye-roll inducing, MOABs are easily identified by their constant crying that women are all fat and terrible while simultaneously professing themselves to be "the ultimate ladies man" when in reality their stale and mind numbing rhetoric has cemented their forever single status.
Their natural habitat includes sausage fests, boring chat rooms, embarassing family reunions and unexpected, awkward or well-loathed co-worker and strange neighbor interactions.
Her: "He's been sitting home alone, on the internet all day, screaming that women are pigs, bragging about a girlfriend he doesn't have"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
Me: "What else would you expect from a MOAB?"
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