MJ

A mix between Arnold Palmer's Iced Tea/Lemonade and beer.

Pass me that so i can create an MJ. Man I just had 3 MJ's

by Mr. Bindi January 09, 2011

MJ

You’ll be lucky if you have a MJ in your life! One of the most sweet, loving, caring, and nicest person you had ever met. He has a heart for anyone who is important to him and ultimately shows nothing but love! Not only he is a sweet loving person, but an extreme athlete when it comes to sports. When it comes down for sports for MJ, you know damn well that Mj will not back down on a fight… so if you ever have a MJ in your life, know that he got your back till the end

You know MJ? He’s very nice!

by UceyJuicey November 21, 2021

MJ

Marijuana...and that gay fuck on the Real World-Philadelphia. But..mostly a shorter name for marijuana then pot.

"Is there anywhere I could score some MJ?"

by Ashley December 24, 2004

MJ

Mary Jane. Also known as Spiderman's girlfriend/wife.

Hey check out those hooters!
Shh, dickhead! She's MJ, Spidey's ho.

by KidProQuo July 23, 2004

MJ

Grape Cunt.

p1: Oh hey look its mj!

p2: not that grape cunt again.

by Lemon20k August 19, 2021

MJ

This word, as agreed on by a large number of people, stands for mango juice.

I had MJ for breakfast with my bacon and eggs. It was soooo good.

by 9Alien February 11, 2013

MJ

the best radio personality known to man
master
genius

MJ Kelly host of the MJ morning show on 93.3 FLZ

by Megan December 01, 2003