mittens 

To place one hand in a woman’s vagina and the other hand in another woman’s vagina.

You dirty kittens, lay down for your mittens.

mittens by cache December 4, 2003

Mittens 

A sweet babe. Beauty with flaming orange and brown colors. Fur soft as fluffy clouds. When she walks by, she melts snow. At times very sassy and rude, other than that sweet and caring.

"Is that Mittens?"
"Is she cute?"
"yeah."
"then yeah, its Mittens"

Mittens by Karogramms December 16, 2016

Mittens 

Mittens is a term used for infant mice. Like a baby goat is called a kid as a baby dog is a puppy.

MOM!!!! Can I please, PLEASE!!! get a mitten for my birthday!!! They are so cute!!!

Why of course not!!! Those animals are vile! My goodness young man! You should know better than to let some mittens into this house anyway!!

I HATE YOU!

Mittens by Mittens, mittens, baby mouse. April 1, 2010

mittens 

a ridiculous way to hide your drunken mistakes

After he wrecked his bike in a drunken stupor, he came to work with "mittens" on

mittens by AJ mittens May 13, 2014

mittens 

My parent's gay cat

Here comes the cat!

mittens by Shoujo Boi November 13, 2003

Mittens 

A slang term used to describe a man's testicles.

"Suck on deez Mittens!"

"Dave got kicked right in the mittens!"

Mittens by Oliofreak March 28, 2008

Mittens 

Old time hockey slang for hockey gloves. Used to describe old hockey equiptment, or sound old-time describing new equiptment.

Hey Martin, let's grab our lumber so we know how it feels in our new pair of mittens.

Mittens by oldtimepuck April 29, 2005